{"id":1256,"date":"2008-01-21T01:59:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T23:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/newsflash-plasma-hackers-assaulted-by-dangerous-croc\/"},"modified":"2008-01-21T01:59:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T23:59:08","slug":"newsflash-plasma-hackers-assaulted-by-dangerous-croc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/newsflash-plasma-hackers-assaulted-by-dangerous-croc\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsflash: Plasma hackers assaulted by dangerous croc."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/a>
\n Sunnyvale, CA.<\/strong> Earlier today, two Plasma hackers have been assaulted by
\n a crocodile while taking a short break from their quest for world domination. The crocodile has later
\n been hunted down by a KRunner
\n and lost its life in a Plasma crash. Original photos from the crime scene show one of the Plasma hackers,
\n Riccardo Iaconelli proudly
\n presenting<\/a>
\n his prey.<\/p>\n

\n The incident happened the day after the developers had celebrated the release of KDE 4.0, an innovative
\n piece of software, written by a bunch of hippies and commies.<\/p>\n

\n Sources on the ground in Sunnyvale reported that the victims are doing fine. They are
\n both<\/a>
\n recovering<\/a>
\n from the shock as we speak. Iaconelli, one of the victims states in an exclusive interview with yours truly:
\n “You know, we’re doing a
\n dangerous job out here. KDE development is not always as peachy as we’d like it to be, but someone
\n has to do the dirty work.”<\/em>
\n <\/em><\/p>\n

\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunnyvale, CA. Earlier today, two Plasma hackers have been assaulted by a crocodile while taking a short break from their quest for world domination. The crocodile has later been hunted down by a KRunner and lost its life in a Plasma crash. Original photos from the crime scene show one of the Plasma hackers, Riccardo… Continue reading Newsflash: Plasma hackers assaulted by dangerous croc.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vizZzion.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}