Random Randa Rumours

  • David Faure really is a great musician, he’s proven his jazz skills on the piano, some people recorded videos as proof
  • I seem to have brought chocolate with bacon in it, I haven’t seen it, but I’m sure Sune would totally love it
  • The mountains around us are suspectedly piles of gold and money from organized crime all over the world, covered under a thin layer of rocks. Need a shovel.
  • Swisscom has sponsored swiss army knives. I’ve seen some Swiss soldiers carrying automatic rifles. Shouldn’t we get those to be closer in touch with reality?
  • I think the pittoresque houses here in the valley are all fake. The cake is a lie.
  • I seem to be beating people in my sleep. But not every night, and the bruises to proof it are elusive
  • I now know how to properly pronounce steveire’s nickname
  • Kevin are schizophrenic, even if they deny it
  • The vending machine at Randa’s small train station has condoms and pregnancy test right next to each other, the latter probably paying respect to the area being very katholic, props for offering condoms, however.
  • I’m seeing certain KDE hackers more often than my own mother. They should take their responsiblity and breast-feed me.
  • The weather here changes rapidly, one day you get snow, the next day you can go in t-shirt wearing sunglasses.
  • Ryan Lortie is still one of my favourite GNOMies, props to him for attending Platform 11 and giving valuable input.
  • Coffee is not optional.
  • Cornelius still leads the funny t-shirt contest.