Sunnyvale, CA. Earlier today, two Plasma hackers have been assaulted by
a crocodile while taking a short break from their quest for world domination. The crocodile has later
been hunted down by a KRunner
and lost its life in a Plasma crash. Original photos from the crime scene show one of the Plasma hackers,
Riccardo Iaconelli proudly
presenting
his prey.
piece of software, written by a bunch of hippies and commies. Sources on the ground in Sunnyvale reported that the victims are doing fine. They are
both
recovering
from the shock as we speak. Iaconelli, one of the victims states in an exclusive interview with yours truly:
“You know, we’re doing a
dangerous job out here. KDE development is not always as peachy as we’d like it to be, but someone
has to do the dirty work.”