Plasma 5 Ingredients

Plasma 5.0 is out!

Plasma 5.0 is out. I’ve compiled a (non-exhaustive) list of ingredients and that have been put into this release to give the reader an estimate of the dimensions of the project and the achievement of this milestone:

  • 46 kilo of espresso (pure arabica)
  • The milk of 3 cows
  • a Swiss mountain of chocolate
  • 140 sleepless nights mulling over code
  • 354 liters of pressurized air breathed during scuba dives
  • One encounter with a Mantis shrimp
  • The total length of 43 bathtubs full of tiger tails fixed in pixel-alignment problems
  • 817 hours spent in front of webcams
  • 189MB of irc lines written (compressed)
  • 80.000 automated builds to keep us in check
  • 2403 bugs in the code that had to die
  • A swimming-pool full of tears cried over graphics driver problems and crashers buried deep down in scripting engines, scenegraphs and (the pool allegedly was previously used for skateboarding by Greg KH)
  • 5 magic wands
  • 800 million pixels
  • 37843200000 frames rendered
  • Too many puppies
  • 7 virtual goats sacrificed during a total of 28 full moon ceremonies
  • 450 ml of holy water
  • 76 rock bands
  • 119 beats per minute
  • 8 bits alpha channels
  • 52 WTFs
  • The equivalent of 3 dead trees in recycled paper
  • 2 small branches of cederwood for pencils
  • 1 box of crayons

Nothing like entirely made-up statistics.

tl;dr:

Plasma == ♥

… but also some really hard work, made possible by the sacrifices (see above) of many great people.

3 Responses to “Plasma 5 Ingredients”

  1. Wade says:

    “The total length of 43 bathtubs full of tiger tails”….Sebas, I might fly across the globe to give you a hug for that. Miss you!

  2. Mustafa Muhammad says:

    Thank you for working hard to make Plasma 5 happen, and thanks for making the made-up statistics :)